Christina nails her Britney impersonation on Jimmy Fallon the other night. AND also does a mean Cher and Shakira! Hilariously accurate! Go Xtina!
The Gayest Valentine Ever.
Have you ever wondered if Sharon Needles and Alaska had a son, what would he be like? Well I am pretty sure I’ve found him in Daveo Falaveo. I think my eyes might be bleeding glitter from this overdose of gayness. Bottoms up! Be prepared for things to get weird, and gay, very very gay. Post by Daveo Falaveo.
Dear Shirley Manson, Thank You For Putting Kanye In His Place.
Shirley Manson is even more brilliant to me than ever before. Here is her response to Kanye West being a complete twat at an awards show… again. Dear Kanye West It is YOU who is so busy disrespecting artistry. You disrespect your own remarkable talents and more importantly you disrespect the talent, hard work and tenacity of all artists when …
“The Bachelor” Blood Bath
You guys. “The Bachelor.” Funniest show on television. Twenty five women. One man. Do the math. Is anyone else watching this ticking time bomb of a disaster? Ok. So everyone is attractive and in their bikini and blah blah blah. We get it. But some of the ladies…well….I’m just glad they are pretty. For example, last week Chris took the women …
Poltergeist Returns!
Poltergeist is on my list of one of my all time favorite movies EVER. When I heard about a reboot I was not really overly thrilled. They are usually right (Star Trek) or just wrong (Planet of the Apes). With the just released trailer of Poltergeist, I’m leaning towards right. It seems as though they are honoring the …
What Would You Say To God?
My belief system does not follow one religion because I simply do not feel like any of them have gotten it completely right. Stephen Fry doesn’t believe in “the” God and when asked by an interviewer what he would say to God, if it all ended up being true, floored me. Completely floored me. I would say I …
It’s a “Saved By The Bell” Reunion!
Leave it to Jimmy Fallon to make this Saved By The Bell “reunion” happen. It’s pretty damn fabulous. AND how much do they all look basically the same?!? A-mazing. The stripper line absolutely killed me, especially the look on Elizabeth Berkley’s face. Genius!
Enough is Enough Gwyneth!!
As if we needed another reason to hate Gwyneth Paltrow. First she wrote on her lifestyle blog, “Goop,” that in order to stay looking young, you simply must buy this ridiculously overpriced lotion straight from Paris (oh and if you can’t hop right on a plane to Europe, have a friend go for you.) But now she is telling us …
Who Wants To Get Their Anus Bronzed?
Anyone? How about chocolates made from a cast of your anus? YOUR ANUS. Now, I truly have seen everything. Just check out this video description: Artists, Magnus Irvin and Michael Ritzema, run a company called Edible Anus. For fifteen years they’ve been producing chocolates made from a mould created by an actual human anus! And now they’ve taken things a …
Does Buzzfeed count as an addiction?!
I can’t be the only one who spends WAY too much time on Buzzfeed.com. Whether it be taking those ridiculous quizzes, watching videos about adults throwing temper tantrums like toddlers (I’m totally the one who doesn’t want to pay bills,) or catching up on celebrity gossip…Sorry orange. Buzzfeed is the new black. Let me tell you about my night last …