Rock Me Sexy Jesus!

I chose to celebrate Easter by eating some chocolate and finding pictures of various sexy Jesuses. Or would that be Jesi? Anywho, here’s some sexy Jesus for this day of the Lord. You’re welcome.   Jesus loves feathered hair.   This Jesus is just pretty with his highlighted hair. Who knew they did highlights back then?     This Jesus …

Can You Guess The Celebrity From The Questionable Doll Version?

So we talked about questionable Ken Dolls from the 90s. Now, what about these? “Camel Toe Barbie” or J Lo? The first black Terminator? Or the first lady? “Sleeps With Secretary Ken” or John Hamm?  After a bit of a controversy with this one, Mattel later changed the name to the more politically correct  “Sorry Honey I have to Work …

C’mon Kids Let’s Do Yoga With Mom Jeans Dude!

Yogi Oki Doki Smokey Dopey.  Or at least I hope so. This video is all sorts of creepy cray-cray and I can’t stop watching it.  It’s a children’s yoga show set in a farm, complete with a “Jamaican” rooster named Rasta. **WARNING** This can NOT be unseen. Which is scarier: the whole damn thing or Oki Doki’s mom jeans?

Ken Dolls From The ’90s Who Didn’t Give A F*ck

Guys. This really happened. Glitter Beach Ken is totally ready for Laguna. Come on West Street Beach!!   Shaving Fun Ken, however, is ready for the homeless shelter. I mean he’s not bad, but he could have been called “For Barbies who like to change men, fixxer upper Ken.”   United Color of Benetton Ken looks like way more fun …