Guys. This really happened.
Glitter Beach Ken is totally ready for Laguna. Come on West Street Beach!!
Shaving Fun Ken, however, is ready for the homeless shelter. I mean he’s not bad, but he could have been called “For Barbies who like to change men, fixxer upper Ken.”
United Color of Benetton Ken looks like way more fun than Shaving Fun Ken. There has to be some coke in one of those pockets.
Butterfly Art Ken was the true originator of the tramp stamp. Barbie eventually claimed this as her own and changed the correct location of the butterfly to the lower back.
Then there is Totally Hair Ken. I can’t. He actually looks just like an old roommate of mine who I lovingly refer to as “Failed Actor Alcoholic Who Watches Porn in the Living Room Sean.”
Rappin’ Rockin’ Ken. Did you know Eminem had a Ken Doll WAY before 8 Mile came out?? Plus his parachute pants match his boom box. So cute.
Then there is Earring Magic Ken. Dude. I just saw him at Mickys WeHo the other day!!