If there are two things right with this world….it’s hot shirtless men, and carbs. Sign me up. And sign me up. Now, I need you to watch this video.
Then I need you to watch it again, while eating a bowl of spaghetti. What more do you need, people?? But wait. It gets better…
Care to break bread with Beckham? Just don’t bend it.
Or scuba dive into Ryan’s cheese?
Even though this Bush has been in Kim’s bush…I’ll allow it.
The only way I would eat at McDonald’s.
Mac n’ Fuck Yeah.
Randy: Napoleon, give me some of your tots.
Napoleon: No, go find your own.
Randy: Come on. Give me some of your tots.
Napoleon: No. I’m freakin’ starved. I didn’t get to eat anything today.
[Randy kicks Napoleon’s pants pocket, ruining the tater tots]
Napoleon: Ugh.. gross. Freakin’ idiot!
Stick this in your notebook.
I’m not hungry anymore.
Sam