I chose to celebrate Easter by eating some chocolate and finding pictures of various sexy Jesuses. Or would that be Jesi? Anywho, here’s some sexy Jesus for this day of the Lord.
You’re welcome.
Jesus loves feathered hair.
This Jesus is just pretty with his highlighted hair. Who knew they did highlights back then?
This Jesus loves tires and dudes.
Jesus is alive and modeling in LA.
I wonder what is hiding in Jesus’ beard? Chick-fil-a? Jesus loves fast food companies.
This is from a children’s book about Jesus. Children need to learn early that being sexy is the most important thing in life.
Jesus loves abs.
He has Jesus in his pants.
Hunky Jesus in SF is like a gift from God.
See Jesus was really a carpenter and he likes fresh fish.
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Hamlet 2 is the best!!! Raped in the face!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! God I love you, you are the best Pandora Boxx! This is one of the all time funniest posts I think I have ever read (bore witness too). Can I get an Amen?! Keep it coming, in the mean time, I am going to read this again! Still laughing.
Giiiirl. Adopt me.
Christian Bale, Batman Jesus.
I love you and I love the Sexy Jesus! Please say you will be coming back to Rochester to perform. We miss you!!