Personality? Well I don’t know about that but according to this GIF making the rounds his smiling meat puppet is thicker than my arm.
Alexis Arquette did say to Jackie Beat in a Frontiers magazine interview (via the WOW Report): “I had sex with Jared Leto back when I was presenting as a male. And, yes, it’s not only massive; it’s like a Praetorian Guard’s helmet.”
I’m doing my mouth stretching exercises right now and I’ll probably need extra lube. Just in case. Jared, call me: 1-800-HOT-BOXX.
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This is one beautiful man, now we find out he’s well hung too. Mmmmm I’d turn versatile with him instead of active. Delicious man, delicious meat!!
Looks like a can beer! #OMG
Reasons for this may be as follows…..1. He is vegan….2. He is extremely pretentious…3. He is very tall and thin…
Also…Where the fuck did he tuck that thing for Dallas Buyers Club??
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Because being a Vegan makes your dick bigger?
Can I tell my man to say no to meat!
It definitely helps when you’re vegan. If you stuff raw carrots in your dickhole, you get growth and a garnish (:
If that were true, all men would be vegan!
Top of the most ridiculous statements list!
he can hit me up on fb anyday or any night
Wow. Uh. Wow.
He is more than welcome to tickle my tonsils ANYTIME!!
Well… he did a session with Terry Richardson so there may or may not be a photo of that tube steak somewhere online LOL. https://twitter.com/KarmaPo94530548/status/228958549726871553 hmmm…
that could make a girl turn into a mouse… (squeak squeak)
Damn jared, I had no idea you were so hung. Looks damn good, wish I had a shotnatnthe big dick of yours! Xxoo
That’s supposed to say shot at that big dick
O_O I would totally LOVE for him to be my first 😉
His penis is the epitome of “tear her a new one”
I might end up in a wheelchair after havin sex with him. I dont mind tho. Lol
Whoo! One of those that takes conviction – I’m down!